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clog n' jog

To clog a toilet in a hotel and check out of the room before unclogging it. This will save you the embarrassment of asking the front desk for a plunger. It is common courtesy to leave a small tip on the seat of the toilet for the house cleaning.
Guy 1: Dude did you clog this toilet?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm just gonna pull a clog n' jog, let's go!
by BassString September 20, 2010
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Office Grizzly N.

Office Grizzly N. (ô f s gr z l )
Self important bozo, that resembles the mighty omnivorous mammal. Like the Grizzly the O.G. has a keen sense of smell. They can easily smell the good deeds of others and steal them as easily as an unattended picnic basket. A feeling of being mauled is often felt by co-workers when the O.G is talking about themselves or their accomplishments. During self-promotion they are known to make wide span arm gestures and make loud noise with their oversized head. The OG’s battle strategy is to draw useless diagrams until the point of co-workers boredom this distraction technique is also used outside of the office to de-emphasis the OG’s small genitalia.
Nothing was accomplished due to the Office Grizzly’s attacks.
by Imajica21 May 10, 2005
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Nuns 'N' Roses

The word used to describe several religiously dressed people all fighting over one box of individually wrapped cadburys chocolates.
Danny: "Oh my god, have you seen those Nuns 'N' Roses over there!"
Helen: "Yeah, they're all fighting over the blue squares!"
Danny: "Ew, I don't even like the blue squares. I like the miniture dairy milks xD"
by Dairy milk miniture March 11, 2008
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Cake-N-A-Cup

The fantastical creation of making a mini cake from cake mix in a mug using the microwave.
"Hey man, what in your mug?"

"Dude it's cake-n-a-cup! It's fantastically delicious!"
by Cake MSTR L December 18, 2008
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N-Word Pass

The most powerful artifact in existence. With it, you have the right to say the N-Word whenever and however you please.
Person 1: Wassup muh nigga?

Person 2: woa woa woa u cant sae dat. !!
Person 1: *Shows N-Word Pass*
Person 2: AYYYYYYYY WASSUP MUH MAN
by deeznuggetz69 March 19, 2019
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Chop 'n Pull

Post male climax in the female rectum the male male raises his arms both at 90 degree angles, and provides a forceful yet careful judo chop to the female's kidneys. This action results in the female rectum tightening up around the male penis. At this point, the male is able to pull his penis out quickly, out of the oraface nice and clean. Or as Ramon "Mr. Tapatio" puts it, "it comes out as clean as a whistle whistling noise".
My girlfriend likes the chop 'n pull every morning.
by Neal & Jason February 4, 2004
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Hall N Oates

You: Why are your eyes so red.
Me: Hall N Oates dude.
by egadz October 5, 2007
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