The Mexican Landgrab

When a dude receives a secret hand job in the middle of lecture

That guy totally got a handy from that hot chick in class.
Yeah, it's been a big year for the mexican landgrab

by MrMcGibblets April 29, 2012

Mexican Umbrella

Any, literally ANY, object other than an actual umbrella that can be used as a shielding device against precipitation. Preferably something planer.

"Hey look, Pedro is crossing the street again with one of his Mexican Umbrellas!"

by supramaj January 10, 2012

Mexican Splurt

Having a dump when you can feel the rumble tumble in your stomach. Its a mix of pee and poop forming a solid that is different than diarreah.

Avandre:Damn son I had the biggest mexican splurt ever, it was scary.

Cam: I know I couldn't trust my farts, so I took it to the toilet, but it was just an air fart.

Avandre: Damn.

by mgrille1234 November 13, 2011

Mexican handwash

-noun

The act of wiping one's hands on one's clothing after urinating, but not actually washing one's hands.

Although the restaurant had a strict hand-washing policy prior to exiting the Men's Room, Jose simply gave himself a quick Mexican handwash by rubbing his hands on his poncho.

by Tommy2011 September 23, 2011

Mexican Grumpy

A Mexican Grumpy is the sexual act of inserting one's nose (just the tip) into the male partner's anus while being tea bagged.

Brad really likes it when he gives me a Mexican Grumpy, he smiles all the way to his proctologist's office.

by L.A.GRUMPY October 26, 2019

Mexican ketchup

Its where a fat Mexican guy runs around a party naked wile spraying women with his nut

Did you see Alex's mexican ketchup yesterday?

by Mommymilkers000 September 29, 2021

Mexican chick

She not just any Mexican girl, shes your Mexican chick!

This one Mexican chick so fine

by The most coolest August 17, 2022