May 20

National poopoo your pants day! Let out all the poopoo!

“It’s May 20!! You know what that means! *absolutely shits pants*”

by Dearest Yuri March 8, 2022

May 9

My birthday and whoever born on it is a sweet, kind, sometimes a jerk, person.

I was born on May 9th. - Zach
That's why you're so nice. - Emily

by UltraOnUrbanDictionary November 8, 2019

me-mai

Pronounced "mee-may." Short for meter maids, the folks who check to see if you haven't paid the meter or are otherwise parked illegally---and then fine you.

I parked on King Street for five Goddamned minutes and wound up with a $45 ticket. I swear, man---the me-mai is worse than the po-po.

by bdawgy0 June 9, 2011

lotty-may

the ultimate definition or whore/a friend to everyone, commonly known as slutty-may.

BOY: "dannng that girl is acting a whore today"
BOY 2 "i know, she reminds me of lotty-may"
BOY: "HAHA yeah..slutty-may

by your bestie :) May 5, 2007

May 11th

my birthday
yay

me : its my birthday

people : really
me : yes may 11th
people : happy birthday

by loauee April 2, 2022

May 9

May 9 is a day where the most special person is born. This person is very kind sweet cute and very thoughtful. Their smile will melt your heart and every time you look at them you can’t stop smiling.

It’s may 9!
Guess whoever was born today is an amazing person!

by BellaJane1234 December 21, 2020

May 30

People born on May 30 are the sexiest people on fucking earth.
They might think they are not cute and that no one likes them

But actually everyone is into them, they're just afraid to be rejected

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They also have the best sex

F: Have you seen Emily? She's fine asf
X: IKR! She must be born on May 30
Z: I heard that she has amazing sex

by Iwasbornonmay39lol April 18, 2020