Matthew Thompson

a sex god

dammm you were like Matthew Thompson last night in bed

by chingaman12345 May 19, 2021

Matthew Littleton

A name you use to describe someone similar to a Chad. Seemingly dates lots of girls. Has golden locks and is a “surfer boy”

Look at that Matthew Littleton over there
He is just trying to get another body count

by 240420 December 28, 2019

Matthew

He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.

"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."

by Camopilla May 28, 2024

Matthew

A fucking canabalistic cunt who eats his grandma’s booty for breakfast.

Matthew, the canabalistic cunt is a coon with a Virginia on his head

by Crust crab rapist February 4, 2019

Matthew Perry’d

Getting electrocuted in a random hot tub.

Damn, that shit smelled like chicken soup after she got Matthew Perry’d last night.

by Leek M. Deek June 22, 2024

Matthew watterson

A rat snitch a snake , a lying back stabbing little bitch who will try to have u arrested just to try amd get your girl

Matthew watterson called the police and lied to have a neighbor arrested so he could try and get his gf. Mathew is a snitch bitch

by RealReckonizeReal April 10, 2020

Matthew

He is the hottest sexiest son of a bitch he pulls literally everyone and sucks off every girl, he has 8 inches + if u find a wild Matthew you for sure are lucky.

Matthew is sexy and IS AN ETERNAL SEX GOD

by Urban dic matt January 15, 2024