Magic Leaf

The magic leaf IS real fat bald Matt. And so is the key to the mirror prison fat bald Matt. And it exists around the neck of every single person who knows who I am.

Hym "Hey, I would say that the magic leaf IS, IN FACT, REAL. You can TELL someone they need to be more confident and it won't make them more confident. A person can KNOW that they need to be more confident and still not be more confident. People can have material success and still lack the commensurate confidence. BUUUUT... If I can imbue a leaf with meaning... And that leaf increases your level of confidence... Then the leaf IS, IN FACT, magic. Even if you no longer need the leaf after you drain the meaning out of it. It's like a consumable. That's actually a recurring theme of the 'Tales' series. In it, there are herbs you can pick up that grant permanent stat boosts. This is the phenomenon the snake oil salesmen exploit and is the theory behind my absolute favorite spell: ESSENCE LOAN. People use more or less of it (Andrew, Alex, Chris, Destiny, Drew (and now TJ and he might be tied with Chris) in that order) and that is why all of the games and shows are so potent. So... Yeah. I'm not doing what Sam is doing and just attributing meaning to things completely arbitrarily for instrumental use."

Hym Iam used Solarbeam...
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

by Hym Iam March 7, 2025

Magic pussy

For men: Term men use to qualify when they lack of self-control front of a woman.

For women: Very insulting and dehumanizing excuse for man lack of self-control. Used sometimes as an excuse for cheat, cowardness, fast sex-oriented decisions.

Quote from men definitions "Men will do or say anything to have another taste and are continually drawn back to her even though they have broken up."

Alternative: Term to qualify the magic of women pussies. In a sense that since every human being is born from a pussy, it is to be considered somehow magic.

Today used:
"It's not my fault, she got a magic pussy"

" she is a bitch, with a magic pussy"

" Don't dare to blame anymore my magic pussy"

by Magicpussy February 4, 2020

Magic wee

When you are going on a long trip and don't need a wee but you try to go anyway incase there is a magic one in there

Magic wee time kids, we have going to be in the car for 2 hours

by Louskilou October 2, 2016

magic grass

the shit that lauri preller says he doesn't smoke.

"Yo man, Do you smoke that magic grass?"
Lauri Preller : No.

by magicmike911 June 20, 2019

magic drizzle me

a phrase that generally means "cum on me". it was created by moriah elizabeth

W: "i want you to magic drizzle me!"
M: "of course, just get on your knees."

by fifi96 October 28, 2023

Magic Scrub

A Dark Souls player, so noob he needs to use magic for winning. Then tend to have self esteem problems and social insecurity.

Delfador is a noob Magic Scrub because he max intelligence.

by DigiAB November 18, 2016

The Magic Mango

From a few specific movies, this is a sentient and all-powerful creature on the level of gods. It is said to have once dueled Chuck Norris and can easily beat Zeus at arm wrestling. (The former obviously being more impressive, though.) It is reportedly friends with a Kiwi and a Fish, but few have gotten close enough to verify this. To die to this magical fruit is an honor like none other.

"SHIT, IT'S THE MAGIC MANGO! RUN!!"
"What's a Magic Ma-?" *Gets exploded by the Magic Mango*

by Magic Mango Fanboy July 18, 2023