Twi- Mom

A mom that loves the Twilight Saga SO much, she is just as devoted as her kids. She wears T-shirst, has mugs, & memorabilia ALL about Twilight. Loving Twilight so much, it could make you pass out...

"Ugh! My mom is such a Twi- Mom, at the Breaking Dawn Part 2 premiere, she went up to the screen, & started kissing Edward!"

"I wish my mom was a Twi- Mom!"

by Hippiechic98 January 3, 2013

Moms Jomblo

A VERY SWAG GROUP THAT CONSISTS OF 5 SWAG PEOPLE

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE MOMS JOMBLO???WELL IT'S A SWAG GROUP BUT YOU CAN'T JOIN CAUSE YOU AIN'T SWAG

by SWAGGIEST OF THE SWAG June 12, 2021

The mom in fnf

The girlfriends phatassed purple demon mom who is found on Week 4 in the popular game Friday night funkin

"Have you seen week 4 of Friday night funkin?"

"Yeah bro The mom in fnf has a phatty, I'd totally smash"

by Akinemko March 10, 2021

Your Mom

She fucking gave you birth you cunt.

She is your mom because you came out of her vag*na

by The fuck you looking at? May 15, 2019

Kayden’s mom

One thicc ass bitch

As Kayden’s mom, I took a lot of guys virginities

by Nibbatron March 21, 2019

ghost mom

A Mother who is not present in her children's lives but acts like she is.

A mom who physically can be present but doesn't parent or care for her children.

Joan says her mom is a ghost mom because she's never around to support her or care for her so they call her by her first name instead of mom.

by McEEK May 14, 2016

your momming

To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian sporadically.

Bill: What are you doing?

John: Your mom.

Bill: No seriously?

John: Your mom.

Bill: It's not funny!

John: Your mom is not funny.

Bill: Stop it!

John: That's what your mom said.

Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!

(Tim walks in)

Tim: What happened?

Bill: Your mom.

Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!

PWND!

Bill: I love your momming

by fort awesome November 14, 2010