Jacob

a fucking emo man who is so emo to the point he acts sped and nuts everywhere

The man is pulling a Jacob

by Randomdhfbfb May 20, 2025

Jacob

A Jacob is a furry roleplayer who has violent tendencies and uses the Bible as an excuse for his actions. A Jacob is the type of person to repeatedly kick people under tables in the library after having a deep conversation about boundaries. Even though he's unbelievably weird everyone loves him and would throw hands with anyone who crossed him.

Person one : "This guy said he was going to stone me in the name of the Bible. He looks like he vapes."
Person two: "Oh that's Jacob."

by NotMcstabme May 3, 2023

jacob

the most self absorbed, ignorant, stubborn, asshole that tries his best to ruin your life the best he can. he walks to fast for his height (considering how short he is) and he’s a dumb aquarius. he’s has a crush on virgos ESPECIALLY named jiana. and he’s into beastiality( he’s always making on his dog otis). all he does is fantasize about said virgo. he’s a good bestie tho

jiana: who’s that weird boy over there
nora: that’s jacob, he has a crush on you

by jacobsmells March 26, 2021

Jacob Fischer

I mean he's alive :/

Person 1: Is Jacob Fischer alive?
Person 2: Yeah :/

by ItzPolarBearDK December 1, 2022

Jacob berchett

a fucker who likes getting donkey-punched while taking it in the mouth,while pleasuring two men with hs hands.

YOU. or jacob berchett.

by ruffylinny April 22, 2011

A Jacob

When Your mate called Jacob gets mad as fuck and starts screaming because you killed his minecraft dog

NO STOP DOING A JACOB

by Zach-41 February 10, 2021

jacob bixenman

Troye Sivan´s boyfriend, he is a model with beautiful voice and hands

Jacob Bixenman is Troye Sivan´s boyfriend

by joliette April 26, 2017