cock jumping

When the average slut goes from one guy to another

Look at that slut, Melanie. She's cock jumping from one guy to another.

by LegendAryi April 2, 2015

Jumping giraffe

Two ppl naked on a trampoline one punches the other in the throat then proceeds jumping

Bitch I'll do a jumping giraffe on you

by Bkush420 April 20, 2022

Jizz high jump

When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.

Bronson was trying to set a new jizz high jump record

by Bron wolfgang May 13, 2017

jumped up joe jesus

A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.

“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.

by Baddkharmaaz January 2, 2025

Ski jump

When you get in the Roman war helmet position and fire a load of ejaculate off the bridge of her nose and the load jumps off the tip of her nose.

She hung her head over the bed and then i ski jumped a load…

by Mik3Leo November 10, 2021

Minnesota Jump Rope

The practice of two men pouring heat wax over eachothers foreskins and jumping to rip the foreskin off, this is an alternative way to quote "get circumcised"

Dude one: Bro have you heard Kyle and Shane did the Minnesota Jump Rope together?

Dude two: Crazy work.

by FSJK August 21, 2025

Take The Jump

when someones says 'Take the jump' it means taking the jump off somewhere high, so it would result in suicidal death.

mike: "just take the jump sarah!"
sarah cries as she hops off the cliff and dies

by heartsformyself August 11, 2024