The Dark Mormons are a religious empire that zealously and violently follows and propagates its religion DLDS. An absolutely fanatic group that believes life is antagonistic to the natural state of the universe. They intend to convert or kill all who oppose them.
by PsoriasisSam February 27, 2014
The drunken stupor and erratic texting of a chappy(chaplain) after 5pm. Typically starts out by telling everyone to fuck off, followed by a racist rant. Ending in a bible quote and telling everyone he loves them and passing out with his pants around his ankles and his belt around his neck.
by Palm Beach dragon slayer January 16, 2025
Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.
by Arkeon December 02, 2021
<.7.9.7.6.>Dark Seraphim's <Angel234> Anime Music Video Called Raise The Gain Organically Generates Thoughts Of Flashbacks<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Dark Seraphim's <Angel234> Anime Music Video Called Raise The Gain Organically Generates Thoughts Of Flashbacks<.7.9.7.6.>
by AnudaJaniceRobles May 22, 2025
The dark dimension in the CoD Zombies Universe, playing quite a big role in the Cold War universe. Also has guant flying jellyfish for some reason.
by Vince the nigger June 10, 2021
I type of humor not everyone gets, and can be harsh, respects nothing/nobody, however is still funny as hell. Mainly shedding light on how people with mental issues see the world.
Me: I bought a cheese grater for my blind friend for his birthday, a week later he tells me it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
Friend: What?
Me: It's dark humor you wouldn't understand.
Friend: What?
Me: It's dark humor you wouldn't understand.
*2 people hear about the news about Sandy Hook*
Person 1: God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives...
Person 2: Probably bullets
Person 1: OMG!! That's terrible! Can YOU even think of what their parents are going through?!
Person 2: Probably coffin brochures
Person 1: ...
Person 2: It's called dark humor. It's like food. Not everybody gets it.
Person 1: God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives...
Person 2: Probably bullets
Person 1: OMG!! That's terrible! Can YOU even think of what their parents are going through?!
Person 2: Probably coffin brochures
Person 1: ...
Person 2: It's called dark humor. It's like food. Not everybody gets it.
by Rosie Rosewartz September 11, 2023