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Coke and wood

Orla used cozzie for a coke and wood
by melonfilthegate January 1, 2021
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Hotel in the Woods

A euphemism to mean a brothel or whorehouse. Hotel in the Woods comes from the concept of cheap motels that are for rent by the hour and usually found in rural locations such as the woods since prostitutes and drug dealers have to stay away from the police.

Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.

Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
“My crazy grandpa tried to sell me to a Hotel in the Woods in Romania when I was 16. Luckily my family rescued me”

“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”

Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore

Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
by Sparkle Swallows April 17, 2022
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merrick woods

merrick woods is by far the best day camp you can send your kids to. it may not be sleepaway camp but it’s where you meet your brothers, sisters and forever friends. there’s no where else i’d rather spend my summer. there’s so many sports and activities and there’s never a dull moment. i love merrick woods and so does everyone else there.
by livelovecamp May 21, 2018
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THE WOOD

When you grab a thick piece of wood and shove it in your girls ass when you are fucking her
Dude me and your girl did the wood last night
by anonymous April 20, 2022
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Jonjo woods

by Monkeyguy20 October 6, 2025
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Wood

What they call whites in jail when they’re trying to get your attention for mandatory work outs or riots against other races
“All woods in the dayroom, shits about to crack off
by Fucku niggerlover November 16, 2023
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