Hop on Rust

A request for smooth sexual intercourse with a sex buddy or long time partner

Wanna hop on rust?

by PinDarkShadow April 26, 2023

Hop On Angry Birds

When you want to get 5 cocks shoved up your anal cavity with feathers as lubricant. Usually involves 6-12 people. Normally, two people stay in a doggystyle position and 10 men, 5 for each receiver, shove their throbbing dicks into an ass full of feathers.

Joe: Hey guys, want to hop on Angry Birds?
Other people: Sure, lets find a nice spot.

by peepeeshit May 13, 2021

hops seltzer

A whimsically refined term for the age-old, beloved cold beer, often employed by connoisseurs and hipsters alike to add a touch of elegance to the humble brew. It's the liquid equivalent of putting a top hat on a friendly dog – unnecessary but delightfully amusing.

Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."

Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.

Anyone up for a hops seltzer?

by John Narckins November 22, 2023

Hop on ADA

Hop on ADA usually refers to when a person wishes to die of boredom, usually by playing games.

"Yo Joe, wanna hop on ADA?"

"Sure."

by YanRBLX1 January 7, 2022

Hop on Hearthstone

Hop on hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.

Timmy: yo dude, hop on hearthstone
Snortulf: ait, ait

by Man i love Hearthstone February 4, 2025

Witch hop

Hip hop subgenre featuring strong occult references and aesthetics

Dusty: "This Ic3peak record is like witch house but with rap!?"
Theia:" It's witch hop babe."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Hop on Lethal Company

The desire to be chained to a wall and whipped by 3 oily men

Miles:" Let's hop on Lethal Company tonight."
Caleb: "Not again. I'm traumatized."

by anonymous December 30, 2023