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Google

A place where you can look up whatever the fuck you want in seconds.
Nerd:What do you look up for the project?
Jock: Nothing I just googled some porn.
by I'm A Nobody September 5, 2016
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Google-Fu

The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)
Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick
by Cereal Killer Bitch May 9, 2021
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Google Earth

A 3d mapping program that allows you to see satellite images for every location in the world.
Google Earth is used for many things and i have used to get a better sense of your destination with street view
by CHORIANOPOULOS August 20, 2022
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I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
by The SQUIP April 5, 2022
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Google

Random guy: Let's go use Google to search the web!
Noob: idk how
by b3n678 March 31, 2017
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google fuckery

when google does a little trolling
"all this google fuckery is hurtning my head!"
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Google

google is a search engine which is used to watch porn.
dude1: hey dude i just used Google.
dude2: you meen you watched porn,
by martian 101 June 29, 2016
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