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golden tee bar

A bar who's clientele is almost exclusively white men over 40 who come in to play the one or more Golden Tee golf machines that are tucked into the corners of the room. Inevitably, the bartender is a woman, also over 40, who you can tell probably used to be hot.
"That place on the corner used to be a great place to pick up hotties, but not since they became a Golden Tee Bar."
by Claytonmars March 5, 2008
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Keleo's Golden Rule

I'm so happy rn
Good weather, being happy. That's the three things you need in life
-Dj Keleo
gay ass arno: do you know Keleo's Golden Rule?
walter: yes ofc the three things you need in life, good weather and being happy
by solsos April 20, 2022
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Golden State Fan

Typically a punk 11 year old with more knowledge about the current season of Fortnite than basketball. Spotting a Golden State fan is not hard, they typically have a suspect picture of Steph Curry as their lockscreen, swear Draymond Green is All-NBA and that Ayesha Curry is not “mid”.

They also refer to “The Bay” as somewhere they have been before when they, in fact, have not. Due to this capping, they will fail to mention that “The Bay” is a cesspool of addicts and thieves that will never maintain the prestige or quality-of-living that the citizens of Southern California enjoy.

If the Golden State fan in question is not an 11 year old, chances are he is a nerd with his own website that has never played competitive basketball.
Brad: “yo did that guy really just say Ayesha was a 7/10?”

Jack: “I think so.. he must be a Golden State fan.”

Hayden: “Lebron might be better than Jordan, what do you think?”

Golden State fan in a high pitched nagging voice: “the fact that Steph isn’t even in the conversation is ridiculous. We will debate more when I’m done breastfeeding.”
by Meetavneet May 17, 2022
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Golden Girls Shower

A golden shower dumped from a used depend undergarment.
As Mr. Trump grew older he began preferring Golden Girls Showers to his usual Russian romps.
by TheTangMan January 12, 2017
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Golden Retriever Effect

1.The golden retriever effect is similar to thought process that golden retrievers have.
2.Commonly found in teenage boys with crushes and or girlfriends.
1.)Human: Wanna play fetch?
Dog: Fetch?! FETCH IS MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!
Human: Wanna go for a walk?
Dog: Walk?! WALKS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!
Human: I can't play ball now, I need to take a nap.
Dog: Nap?! NAPS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!
2.)Bobby: Dude!! Where were you last night? You missed the party!
Bill: Oh really? Sam wanted to go to yoga class, and it sounded fun so I went with her.
Bobby: Sounds like a classic case of the Golden Retriever Effect.
by Sept. 7 April 30, 2009
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golden baby

When your dick gets so hard it almost seems to glow. Dicks create babies so when you dick is amazingly hard you are going to attempt making a "golden baby" with your amazingly hard ass "golden" dick.
WOW that Brazilian boy has one golden baby!
by happybum77 March 30, 2008
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Golden Spartan Bod

To have the immaculate body that is only matched by those of Spartans as seen in the movie 300. Basically to be very ripped.
I don't have the GSB (Golden Spartan Bod) like Sergio he works out so much i wish i could be like him so the girls would oggle over me
by Just do it June 9, 2009
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