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Ginger britches

What your mom calls you when she's already called you all your siblings names and can't think of yours OR what you call someone when you can't think of their name (in fun)
Todd! Jodie! Donnalee! Rollie! Oh, ginger britches, come do the dishes!
by Hooligan52 April 4, 2024
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Dirty Ginger Jack

the act of a ginger haired jack mailing his green pubes to his friends, then traditionally the friends of the ginger will stick the pubes up their ass while proceeding to jerk it to a livestream on discord.
Person 1: "yo my friend did the dirty ginger jack to me"

Person 2: "That's sigma, did you stick they pubes up your ass and york it on discord."
by Toyota Camry March 10, 2025
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Bottle Ginger

A non red-headed, person with pale skin, who dyes their hair red, allowing them to pass as a ginger.
Emma Stone dyed her hair red but she’s no bottle ginger her skin isnt pale enough, so she couldnt pass for a ginger like Christina Hendricks can
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Ginger Balloon

A very large person with Orange hair who has no life, and the reason for their misery is brought about all by themselves. This person constantly complains and bitches about how miserable they are and their life is, yet does nothing make it better. They expect everyone else to coddle and baby them, but lose their shit when offered advice such as "do something about it or STFU already!"
Gosh, Paul, we'd hang out with you more if you weren't such a Ginger Balloon.
by jelsabel March 12, 2011
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Giant Ginger Monkey

A astonishing creature that once roamed our earth freely before going extinct.
"ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.
by big monkey muncher August 7, 2022
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Ginger Cottrell

To masturbate with stem ginger in the eye of your penis.
Last night I ‘ginger cottrelled’ whilst watching a rerun of Dallas!
by Bryjo December 23, 2023
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Ginger

A race of humans who, instead of descending from apes, descended from orangutans. This is believed to have happened in Ireland about 200.000 years ago. Since then they have attempted to concur the rest of the British Isles, but to no avail.
If you are Irish, you must be a Ginger
by VillagerNo16 June 9, 2022
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