Facebook Hunch

Using facebook for so long that you start to develop a hunched back.
"awh, dude. I was messaging Steph on facebook for over an hour last night, I think I have developed facebook hunch."
by arkadict January 25, 2012
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Facebook tennis

Back-and-forth arguing via Facebook status, usually between two people who won't speak directly to one another. Can also be applied to Twitter.
Emily Wesson thinks that some boys just don't know when to quit.

Jack Smith thinks that some girls don't know when to shut the hell up.

David Morrison thinks that some people need to grow a pair and talk like adults instead of playing Facebook tennis.
by I'd Like a Mulligan October 06, 2010
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Facebook Transient

Someone that shows up on Facebook for a short time, and then mysteriously removes their account, only to show up again and repeat the cycle several months later.
Guy: Did you see that Sandy is on Facebook again?

Girl: Yeah, that's the third time this year she has been on there for a week or two. She's a real Facebook Transient.
by 15951 January 23, 2012
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facebook pretty

when only comments on your facebook page are about how good you look and not about how good of a person you are or about what good character you have. Basically if you didn't have your looks no one would give a shit about you
Yeah enjoy being facebook pretty while you can no one gonna give a shit about you in 5 years when your old.
by jayspin210 June 17, 2016
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Facebook suiticide

When one wears a suit/outfit to an event and the pictures are posted on facebook, which subsequently limits the use of the suit for the following events to come.
yeah, don't tag me on facebook because I need to wear it for sukhdeep's wedding next month and I don't want to commit facebook suiticide.
by Dragonmd2010 May 09, 2011
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Daytime Facebook

The online equivilent of Daytime Television.

During the day, when everyone is busy at school, college, university, work, or asleep, and nothing happens.
I was on Daytime Facebook earlier, it was so boring, i might as well have been watching Loose Women.
by George89 April 04, 2008
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Facebook Fantard

When you post a question on a celeb's Facebook fan page and actually expect them to reply.
Example of a Facebook Fantard:

Q: "Ooh, Kelly Slater, what kind of board do you prefer when you surf just for fun at Teahupoo and the waves are, like, 10'?

A:
by surf fantard June 05, 2012
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