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drive-by jerk off

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
by zetazetaram May 31, 2016
mugGet the drive-by jerk offmug.

rear-drive

gay person or homesexually-unbalanced
Berry: I don't want to hang out with those rear-drives. They're chicks-free.
by SLRussianboy August 5, 2018
mugGet the rear-drivemug.

drive by hookup

When (person 1) drives by their potential hookup(person 2)'s house. Then they call (person 2) to come out to the car. The two then hookup in the car, and thats that....until next time.
ex. 1:
"I had the gayest drive by hookup last night. Jonathan had a broken arm so it was impossible to get anything done....after an hour of kissing and banging my leg on the steering wheel I made a curfew excuse."
by Slooooot April 5, 2008
mugGet the drive by hookupmug.

Driving Female

Driving under the influence of high estrogen, perfume, anorexia, and nagging.
Luke: Woah! I almost hit that broad! Where the fuck is she going?!
John: No wonder she’s swerving, she’s Driving Female.
Luke: Thank god Im Driving Drunk then!
by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025
mugGet the Driving Femalemug.

Driving age

The age you can Drive
I can't Wait for me being at the Driving age
by 459395 March 6, 2022
mugGet the Driving agemug.

Drive Stay

Something Jake Paul does not do after throwing water balloons at Dillon Danis because he is doing a “drive-by”.
Why doesn’t Jake Paul do a Drive Stay?

Because he can fight him on pay-per-view and earn millions, millions, millions, millions, and millions of dollars doing a drive by.
by ConorfightJake December 15, 2020
mugGet the Drive Staymug.

Drive by

A drive by is to fart or shart when walking by someone.
Person 1: why the crap did you just do a drive by.

Person 2: because I can and you gotta admit that was funny.
by Farting January 1, 2021
mugGet the Drive bymug.

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