douche monster

the ultimate douchemaster

yo he iz da illist douche monster.

by douchemonster September 4, 2004

regal douche

regal douche- an emphasis on the classic insult "douche" or "douchebag"

Dwight, the 40 year old manager of the Y who checks out 10 year old girls, is a regal douche

by piss off May 4, 2005

douche shit

a shorter version of calling someone a bag of both douche and shit. thus douche shit.

you douche!!

douche shit!!

by -Kyle- Bulthuis January 28, 2007

Douche Knuckle

A cross between a complete douche and somebody stupid, proven more effect at winning an argument than two camels in a tiny car.

SHUT UP DOUCHE KNUCKLE

by paigiesaurpandemic September 10, 2010

Douche

A red-neck kid from the central Oregon coastal town of Newport.

Man, Cory is such a douche

by Joe mama foo February 7, 2009

douche

1. A feminine hygiene product used to clean out the vaginal region after sex, as to keep it from smelling after a while. 2. The word that Lauren Barnes doesn't know the meaning to.

Example 1:
Me: "Hey Lauren Barnes, what's a douche?"
Lauren Barnes: "Oh, rreeeaallll funny Jake *Makes look like she just choked on my cock*"

Example 2:
"You smell like shit."
"Sorry I haven't douched in a while..."

by Anti-Lauren Barnes July 21, 2008

food douche

1. Someone who thinks his taste in food is real good when actually it isn't.
2. Someone whose taste in food only follows what overating crowds say or what the price says.

Ken Wey is such a food douche, he thinks Tony Romas is good just because the food there is pricey and overrated by the crowd.

by Jealousyks August 27, 2009