An Acid Douche occurs when a male urinates inside of a female. This is often times done as a primitive form of birth control, because it is believed that the acid in the urine would kill all of the sperm cells.
I didn't have any condoms with me, so I went in shorty raw and came quick. Then I gave her an acid douche so my seeds won't catch root.
by El Dawg June 20, 2012
Get the Acid Douchemug. by Josh is my name February 4, 2010
Get the douche pancakemug. *Jeb- Neil, you're a total douche-wagger. You have no idea what your talking about!
*Neil- **cries**
*Neil- **cries**
by H.W January 25, 2009
Get the douche-waggermug. A cross between a complete douche and somebody stupid, proven more effect at winning an argument than two camels in a tiny car.
by paigiesaurpandemic September 10, 2010
Get the Douche Knucklemug. 1. A feminine hygiene product used to clean out the vaginal region after sex, as to keep it from smelling after a while. 2. The word that Lauren Barnes doesn't know the meaning to.
Example 1:
Me: "Hey Lauren Barnes, what's a douche?"
Lauren Barnes: "Oh, rreeeaallll funny Jake *Makes look like she just choked on my cock*"
Example 2:
"You smell like shit."
"Sorry I haven't douched in a while..."
Me: "Hey Lauren Barnes, what's a douche?"
Lauren Barnes: "Oh, rreeeaallll funny Jake *Makes look like she just choked on my cock*"
Example 2:
"You smell like shit."
"Sorry I haven't douched in a while..."
by Anti-Lauren Barnes July 21, 2008
Get the douchemug. by Joe mama foo February 7, 2009
Get the Douchemug. 1. Someone who thinks his taste in food is real good when actually it isn't.
2. Someone whose taste in food only follows what overating crowds say or what the price says.
2. Someone whose taste in food only follows what overating crowds say or what the price says.
Ken Wey is such a food douche, he thinks Tony Romas is good just because the food there is pricey and overrated by the crowd.
by Jealousyks August 27, 2009
Get the food douchemug.