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Edmunders disease

Edmunders disease is something that affects overly narcissistic assholes and pathological liars.
They always cancel last minute, more than once.
"Erika has cancelled on me again. That bitch has edmunders disease."
"No shit? That whole family has edmunders disease."
by Shitac® August 20, 2017
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giraffe disease

different spots on your body that are peeling after a tan or laying out; looks like giraffe spots
by beccaaameyyer July 12, 2014
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da disease

Dumbass disease, the condition where someone is suffering from a level of stupid so great it's hard to wrap your head around.
The guy crossed the street without even looking must've had a case of the DA disease.
by anonymous December 15, 2022
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Whiterod's Disease

Not many dare usher these words, for the devastation they create is beyond explanatory circumstances. When suffering from Whiterods disease all the surrounding banter that exists within the human body is mercilessly killed and replaced with a dark force known as 'anti-bants'. This 'anti-bants' manifests itself in communication; where the host thinks they are being banterous but in fact they are not and everyone hates them. It also has a tendency to spread in the locally populated area.
I spoke to a girl today, she found me boring and the social interraction awkward. I must be coming down with Whiterod's Disease.
by Kingofthebants April 2, 2012
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apl disease

Abnormally Large Penis disease.. no, it's not actually a thing but if you're a twelve year old boy then you probably think it is..
The doctors diagnosed me with APL disease, and I couldn't agree more.
by theknowleger July 26, 2016
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Bush-man disease

This is what happens when you know someone that is trying to find out if your home for all the wrong reasons. You camo up and hide out in the bushes waiting for them to come over so you can introduce them to Me. Gauce
Billy Bob kept calling me to see if I was home, after his fith call I developed bush-man disease.
by Dirty Dick Dale October 16, 2018
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bozo disease

bozo disease is when you have such a skill issue you turn into a clown and you start dreaming about fortnite 19 dollar gift card.
Michael got bozo disease yesterday, he wasn't able to hit any shots.
by liggma February 19, 2024
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