Cricket cunts

Blokes who play cricket all summer but complain about mowing their lawn

Problem with cricket, cricket cunts

by Chromasaints January 07, 2018

sly cunt

A word to describe how devious someone is towards others!!!

JODIE is a SLY CUNT for acting like a good friend then stabbing you in the back and getting you fired.

by Jabba the fat fuck March 28, 2016

Decepta-Cunt

A girl that will screw you over time and time agian. Very deceptive and able to mind fuck you.

Hey man have you talked to that girl from the party lately?
Nah bro shes a total Decepta-cunt.

by ThatDude6969 July 28, 2011

cunt-slab

The Item or vehicle you place a womans cunt on before you beat/eat/hump it.

I could not find a cunt slab for my mistress so my penis grew soft

by dj b March 08, 2005

cunt and co

Describes a cunt and his patrons

Commonly spoken as:
'cunt and co';
or 'cunt 'n co'

*Annoying individual and his friends walk into a room*
Jimmy: Oh look, there's cunt and co
Samantha: Looks like cunt 'n co have arrived to spoil the party
Joe: I hate those guys

by IMadeThatUp123 February 26, 2019

Venn's Cunt

The overlap, or intersection of two circles in a Venn Diagram

(Doe, L. "A New Definition Of Cunt", Sexplanations, Youtube, 25/12/2020)

We couldn't decide where to go for dinner so we both wrote down options, and chose one that was in our Venn's cunt.

As a couple our cunt is so full, we have so much in common!

by The_Sandwich_Maker January 26, 2021

cold cunt

the female version of blueballs

"girl, that dude totally gave me a cold cunt last night"

by Zandigas November 19, 2017