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Phillips Coffee

A brewing machine that strange fruit under the popplier of the chimney grows.
Phillips Coffee was also the name of a road bicycle racing team sponsored by the company.
by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021
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Coffee Time

Calling your friend or group to have a cigarette
“Oi Tim, Coffee Time?”
by Dkekekekkekekekek February 6, 2020
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Coffee chick

A "Coffee Chick" is a girl that will always be willing to know everything that is happening in your girlfriends life. Such as your private sex life, inter-relationship arguments and e.t.c. Your girlfriend's Coffee Chick will address herself as your friend, but always approaches you with a glare.

The vise-versa (a Boyfriend's guy friend), is often referred to as a "Beer Buddy" or "Beer Bud". This friend will listen, but often will be drunk so forgets it the next day. Or her doesn't care.

A gay man, who is best-friends with your girlfriend, is a "Coffee Guy"... same thing.
Coffe Chick: C'mon... Tell me. What happened with John last night?!

Mary: He doesn't want me to tell you.

Coffee Chick: Don't listen to him! I'm your Coffee Chick!

Mary: Okay! Okay! Well... Last night, John sorta... You know.

Coffee Chick: Again?! He needs to... Control that.

Mary: I know. *chuckles.

Coffee Chick: Hahahahaha!

They both break out in laughter.
by KoRnMeal;( July 13, 2012
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Fly Coffee

When you drink coffee thats sat out for a few days, maybe even a week, and there is a boat load of flys maggots ect. ready for you to drink!
Damn Son, that coffee's a couple days old, you really want to drink that shit?

Dad its fly coffee, at least Im getting protein!
by 8bitmodern January 12, 2020
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Dirty Coffee

When your wife pulls the possum butt plug out of your ass and shoved it straight in your mouth, whilst she squeals like a possum.
My wife gave me a dirty coffee yesterday
by Red Neck Devil May 4, 2023
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Slav Coffee

An alcoholic drink containing
-1 shot of vodka
-1 shot of eggnog schnapps

-1 shot of original monster energy
-1/2 can of Dr Pepper
It may sound bad but it’s surprisingly good
Yo, you got the stuff to make Slav coffee?
by Memely_dayz March 19, 2021
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e-coffee

The coffee (or hot beverage) you have with a friend through an internet medium - eg, Skype chat, MSN or Facebook. Made individually, consumed simultaneously.

See also e-tea
Let's have an e-coffee this Tuesday, 2pm - see you on Skype!
by chickitt April 4, 2011
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