Chode

a minuscule penis, so small it looks like it could belong to an alien

“I was thinking about hanging out with Sam”
“Sam has a chode, it’s scary!”

by wehatechodes March 19, 2022

Chode

The male ejaculation, dispersing of semen. Unloading the holy juice. Known via 90’s rappers as ‘busting a nut’

“I blew my chode all over the slag”

“She swallowed my chode”

“Holy shit! That was a big chode!”

by Moose86 August 18, 2023

chode miester

Someone who has a chode and embraces it, e.g Harri Meskanen

Harri is such a chode miester.

by Chode mark 5 August 7, 2016

chode

a penis that curves off to one side or the other

My chode breaks to the right.

by binchmerkin December 9, 2008

dick chode

In some males, as the weight of their testicles pull down on their ballsack, a fold or wrinkle of skin is created on the sides of the penis shaft. This wrinkle/fold may also extend above the penis shaft as well. *Not to be confused with fat pad or FUPA (fat above pubic area.) An example of a male dick chode can be seen on Max Riemelt with his full frontal scene in the Netflix series Sense8.

I absolutely love Max Riemelt’s dick chode!

by The Wicked Witch of Words August 17, 2019

Chodeing

The act of smooshing your penis till desired girth

Chodeing ex: Leo told Kai his cock was skinny he should chode “the penis is squeezed till it gets thicker”

by Goon.master69 March 26, 2024

chode

a penis that is wider than it is long.

jessica: oh show me that ten incher daddy
Antwon: ok here you go
jessica: OMG thats a chode, i thought u meant 10inches long not 10 inches wide

by #CPF #CHARLIE=SIMP FOR PEYTON December 14, 2021