Chode God

A supreme being capable of erasing timelines with the flick of his mighty Chode. For do not seek the Chode, he will appear to you in your time of dire need. Blessed be the Chode God whose fruits bore the Chode Cannon for humanity.

The Chode God was mysterious in his power but righteous in his execution. Some times I get a stiffy just thinking about the day that he'll arrive to transform all the chodeless ones. Rejoice, brother; that day will come sooner than you think!

by DuraSanGI May 30, 2025

chode

a small , fat, baby dick.

you're suck a chode!
give me my vibrator back you chode.

by ayebae22 November 22, 2015

Chinese Chode Fingers

When your have Chinese Chode Fingers and your fingers are fucking wider than your fucking Asian ass eyes.

"The Asian had the fucking fatest fingers."
"Chinese Chode Fingers"
"Yeah!"

by SwaggyG420 May 21, 2017

Chode

Someone who is douchy

"Wow, Norman from SH is such a chode!"

by Notchodemaster August 16, 2011

sigma chode

When it’s not quite a micropenis, but not necessarily a monster dong, that bit of middle ground can be referred to as a “sigma chode”

(In the doctors office)

Braeden: “You see doc, it’s not really a micro penis, it’s more of a sigma chode”

Doctor: “Please put your penis away”

by Shlong_Buster_57 March 1, 2024

chode

a fresh penis

yer a fucking chode; suck on my chode; stop yer fucking little chode bullshit

by little lllll June 13, 2018

A wet chode

Getting a big toe and putting it inside of a vagina, causing the toe to get wet, and therefore, putting it in to someone’s ear to give them a shock

Holly gave Chloe a wet chode. She was shocked

by Bradfordcharva69 August 2, 2023