A chode is someone who is lazy and full of bulls**t, otherwise know as James Hawthorne.
A chode looks like a fat penis and also is someone who is too lazy to do simple things.
Excuse making is a big sign.
A chode looks like a fat penis and also is someone who is too lazy to do simple things.
Excuse making is a big sign.
by rock666er February 19, 2012
Get the Chode.mug. someone extremely annoying or an outright asshole. The literally meaning is someone who chorgles a chode, or makes the sound of deepthroating a small but thick penis.
by Darth Chubbz August 8, 2017
Get the Chode Chorglermug. a test which determines whether or not somebody has a chode. process includes dipping chode in acid beaker and chode-juice tasting. Very few people have been proven to have authentic chodes, and choderyite (similar 2 pyrite in gold) is a common case in people who wish they had chodes.
by chpsadadad January 9, 2009
Get the Chode surveymug. by darwin626 January 3, 2022
Get the cheugy chodemug. A Minecraft Jungle Tree that has grown to be very fat and short. This can also be known as a Tree Of the Lennie Pankhurst.
by Jkshhajqjhe August 27, 2019
Get the Jungle Chodemug. A man of great magnitude with a very fat dick that is wider than it is long
dimensions e.g. (width 10" length 2")
dimensions e.g. (width 10" length 2")
by 419nigerianprinceEA November 12, 2019
Get the chodemug. Used to describe the diary derived spreadable fat compound found within most refrigerators. In the Midwest and East coast it is more commonly shaped into thin and long stick that measures to a half cup when liquified. Chode butter is found from the Rocky Mountains to the west coast. Unlike its midwestern counterpart, the shape of Chode Butter is unique because it is shorter and thicker while retaining the same half cup measurement. While locally they are known as “stubbies”, Chode butter is used the term by eastern transplants and objectively the better term.
(Pronounced: Ch-oh-d But-er) (Noun) (origin: English-midwestern USA transplant).
(Pronounced: Ch-oh-d But-er) (Noun) (origin: English-midwestern USA transplant).
Person A (midwestern) : Hey I’m about to do some baking do you have any sticks of butter?
Person B (Pacific Northwestern): “no but we have this” *presents Chode Butter*
A: “…. wtf , your butter is weird”
B: we’re in Denver, that’s just how butter looks here, we call them stubbies.”
A: “that is Chode Butter. In Chicago we have thinner and longer sticks.”
B: “stick size doesn’t matter, besides it’s the same 1/2 cup amount and doesn’t taste different ”
A: “did you just make a size doesn’t matter joke about chode butter?”
B: “just use the chode butter!”
A: *uses chode butter*
Person B (Pacific Northwestern): “no but we have this” *presents Chode Butter*
A: “…. wtf , your butter is weird”
B: we’re in Denver, that’s just how butter looks here, we call them stubbies.”
A: “that is Chode Butter. In Chicago we have thinner and longer sticks.”
B: “stick size doesn’t matter, besides it’s the same 1/2 cup amount and doesn’t taste different ”
A: “did you just make a size doesn’t matter joke about chode butter?”
B: “just use the chode butter!”
A: *uses chode butter*
by Rev. Evergreen Woods April 17, 2025
Get the Chode Buttermug.