Chinese Kid

A 'Chinese Kid' is basically a living and breathing calculator. Feed it a maths problem and it will spurt out the correct answer. (Note you need to feed and water it)

Checkout my new Chinese Kid!

by hankthesuperhank September 22, 2023

chinese pickle jar

hav you guys see chinese pickle jar

"hav you guys see chinese pickle jar

by hav you guys see chinese pickl September 27, 2023

Chinese finger fuck

Those Chinese toys where you pull your fingers apart and the toy grips your fingers

I got go get my Chinese finger fuck

by SuckMonster33672 September 28, 2023

Chinese tea

Red tea made from a used tampon

How ‘bout you pull that out and we share a cup of Chinese tea?

by Theoren1 September 29, 2023

Chinese Toe Hold

A sadistic game perpetrated on a young son by his drunken father. The object is to get the toe-holdee to to say things like you are my master, you are The King and I am your servant. All of these are done under duress since the toe holder is causing extreme pain. Fortunately, after many chances, the lesson was learned. The ultimate victory is when the stubborn teacher of the game will not relent and gets a broken big toe!

Oh no here comes dad, drunk again! I bet he doesn't play the Chinese toe hold game again! Beat that Peckerwood at his own game I did!

by spidergrafx October 2, 2023

Chinese government

Has lots of unnecessary censorship and some strict laws that result in severe consequences.

I'm against the Chinese government

by 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈 October 7, 2023

Island Chinese

An umbrella term for South and South-East Asian peoples that look Chinese.

“Kelley? Yeah she’s one of those Island Chinese.”
“Filipino?”
“Yeah, whatever.”

by thethickfreshoak April 25, 2024