Chinese Typewriter

Its where you power-stroke, but just with the first 3 inches.

John "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Will "Yea. I showed her my chinese typewriter."

by freddywop June 28, 2023

Chinese Mike

A Mexican friend of Danny Brown.

Got a Mexican homie named Chinese Mike.

by killgvr January 17, 2024

chinese wings

Licking out a girl on her period

I licked that girl out on her period it tasted like ‘Chinese wings’!

by dyl wes August 14, 2020

Chinese Chadney

Wen Zhang, the one and only aircraft carrier

Got carried by Chinese Chadney in advanced math again

by Hockeywomen19 September 22, 2021

Chinese Liberal

Someone who wants to live in a communist state but rejects calling it communism. This person wants everyone else to be forced to do all the work and do no work themselves.

Jon is upset because he doesn't want to do anything and wants everyone else to be forced to pull their own weight. Jon is a chinese liberal.

by saralipsy November 29, 2023

Chinese Roulette

Ordering the soup of the day in a Chinese restaurant.

“Tim ordered the soup of the day and played Chinese Roulette. Let’s hope he gets egg drop and not a bat”

by Yusha al Amriki April 21, 2020

Chinese Freeway

A three-way (MMF) performed in the front seats off a moving car. The female participant lays across both the driver and passenger seats and receives both the driver and passenger (orally and presumeably vaginally) at the same time. The name derives from the fact that only someone of short stature (such as a Chinese person) could successfully pull this maneuver off without knocking out a window.

"Did you hear about Dee, Charlie, and Abraham? They got a wreckless driving ticket for having a Chinese Freeway on the Dallas North Tollway!"

by Noah the Red March 9, 2015