Child

A young person under 18 who doesn’t know how to shut the fuck up

Child )Bella-Hey what are you doing?
Adult. )Kelly-nothing
Child)Bella-did you hear about fort nite?the guns and new skins are so cool!
Adult)Kelly-SHUT THE F UP

by STDS77 October 26, 2019

child

A person who is immature or annoying

That child is so annoying they stole my lunch. Or.
That child pulled my chair out from under me.

by tacoman69420 November 30, 2020

Pro-child romantic preference

Aka. P.C.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who wants and or has children, regardless of whether they prefer to adopt children or have

Emily has a pro-child romantic preference, for she will only date people who want to have kids with her.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021

Wonder Child

A child who will kill god and rule everything with their pal.

Do not underestimate a Wonder Child, if you do.. the first thing they'll do when they die is kill god and rule the world.

Dead or not, they will find you and torture you like never have done before. Even if you have a kink, you will never enjoy this experience.

Madness: "Don't be sad when I die, because if I do.. I'm killing god."

Larry: "You are a such a wonder child."

Madness: "I know, do you wanna kill god together?"

Larry: "Gladly, let's also steal a few lollipops on the way."

by madno October 5, 2022

gay child and parents

the most amaze gc ever for reals

jim: whos that over there?
bill: oh thats gay child and parents

by stevington_ May 30, 2024

Child

Something that is sometimes good, but sometimes completely annoying.

Despite what some think, a child is not something that everyone has to have and as a matter of fact, for some people, it would be a terrible idea to have one.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023

Child

Those invincible little shits in the wasteland that can't die even if you shoot them with a fat man. (unless you has mods) but you can enslave the little fuckers

Child: hey mr you are a asshole.
Evil bastard. THE FUCK YOU SAID TO ME YOU LITTLE BASTARD *fires gun and does nothing*
Evil bastard: the fuck is this bullshit
Child: haha
Evil bastard: *enslaves and sells kid*

by Lazylittlebastard April 13, 2019