Canadian Baconator

You go back in time, make bacon with your mom while your pecker is covered in maple syrup, so you become your own father.

Friend: Hey John, what does your dad look like?
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*

by PrivateClubbyMcWankfist November 23, 2023

Canadian songster

A term applied to a particular group of males from Canada, a British outpost in the extreme north of the United States. They are allegedly musicians with a huge fan following. Notable examples are you tuber gone bad, Justin Bieber and crooner (who needs to go bad-boy) Michael Bublè.

Why have you covered your walls with half-naked posters of a Canadian Songster?

by leibovits November 18, 2013

Canadian Cowgirl

Normal Cowgirl position but your legs are wraped around your partners waist.

Yeah man I got that chick pregnant couldn’t help it she locked me in with that Canadian Cowgirl.

by Tire titties January 06, 2020

Canadian Cowgirl

When a woman named josie sits on your lap and feeds you a snowcone

She came over and started doing a Canadian Cowgirl it was good

by jamesthebird12 January 01, 2023

Canadian Circumcision

A method of removing ones foreskin by exposing your dick to the cold elements of Canada.

My Northerner uncle had a Canadian Circumcision back when he was a young lad. Not something you pussy here down south would do.

by CockleGobbler January 18, 2024

Canadian Jerk

when you beat your meat in a public setting

“Did you hear about John doing the canadian jerk in the bathroom?”

by Beepfofnejd December 18, 2022

I am Canadian

I come from Canada I am real and I am sexy as hell also love to drink Molson Canadian beer

Hey girl u like to party
Hell ya I am Canadian

by SlamJammer May 30, 2018