Canadian Chong

An asian that canadian asians use.

"That guy was speaking Canadian Chong"

by RibbyDs June 25, 2023

Canadian "wildfire"

The act of putting out your cigarette in front of a fan and watching the sparks fly across your carpet.

Don't want a Canadian "wildfire" starting in your living room

by TheNorrisRayven June 30, 2023

Canadian hotflap

Spread the lips of a vagina, douse the vagina with Frank Reds Hot and Aunt Jemima's sweet syrup and go to town.

Steve: "Hey bro, guess what I did last night!"
Kyle: "What?"
Steve: "I Canadian hotflapped a girl haha, was a blast"
Kyle: "what the fuck..."

by CanadianDUCK August 10, 2016

Canadian Blonde

(Adjective)- combination of Canadian and blonde, in terms of their below average IQ. Combining them together is used to heavily emphasize lack of common sense.

person 1- you are such a blonde, because you cannot understand something so simple
person 2- well, I may be a blonde, but at least I'm not a Canadian
person 3- Be quiet, both of you are Canadian blondes

by Dop3matt3r_ May 22, 2023

Canadian Moment

When you jerk off and it's only Maple Syrup coming out.

"Mason! Mason! I just had a Canadian Moment."

by DuckMoment December 21, 2021

Canadian flag

When your Canadian boss loves a certain sales rep so much, even the mention of their name makes him pop a boner as red as the maple leaf on the Canadian flag

That rep must have called, the boss's Canadian flag is at full mast waving in the wind

by mong005e June 18, 2019

Canadian Tesla

An actor in English language television portraying a historical figure from Europe who doesn’t even bother to try an accent.

As in: Several episodes of The Murdoch Mysteries (Canadian tv series) tv series where the actor playing Nikola Tesla doesn’t have even a hint of an Eastern European accent. A ladle of irony that the character is played by an actor named Dmitry Chepovetsky!

That guy playing Louis VIV is a Canadian Tesla

by Slicenic July 25, 2021