cake sex

love for cake so strong that u'll want to orgasm over & over for it.

cake sex is so great you will want to marry the cake XD

by lilichan September 2, 2015

Slappy-cakes

When one man stands over another person while that person playfully swats at the man's genitals.

My roommate was wearing short shorts while getting down from the top bunk so I decided to play slappy-cakes with him.

by Mojuwon November 3, 2012

Patty-Cake

What you play with when you're stuck on an island with your friend.

David and Ike were stranded on an Island. They were so bored that they played patty-cake.

by Daner September 10, 2005

rice cake

An omnipotent expression of pure joy or ecstasy. Like the word "fuck," rice cake can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, pronoun, adverb, preposition, conjunction and interjection. Its meanings vary but are entirely good.
Recently, the expression has also been infiltrating the mainstream media as a popular song lyric. While this upsets the hipsters, it shows the strong impact that crunchy and delicious rice cakes are having on Americans. "Rice cake" has become the anthem of today's youth.
When asked for comment, Justin Bieber replied "Rice cake."

Ginger: "Have you seen Jennifer's Body?"
Fleur: "Are you kidding? I've probably rice caked that movie six times this week."

Ginger: "Did you go to school today?"
Fleur: "Nah man, I stayed home. It was a rice cake day."
Ginger: "That's rice cake."

Everyone: "Rice cake!"

Lady Rice Cake: "I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes.
I'm on the right track, baby,
I was born rice cake."

by onceuponaricecake April 24, 2011

nub cake

A "nub cake" is a player in a online multiplayer computer game who has the least skill out of anyone playing. The usually also have limited knowledge of the game they are playing, but this is not always the case. "Nub" is a shortening if the term "newbie," and "cake" is used because everybody eats cake, much like how everyone kills a nub cake.

Player: I have a 1:3 kill death ratio...
1337 h4x0r: that's b/c u r teh nub cake!

by Sgt. Dopefish ;) October 26, 2005

spooge cake

Any piece of hot male ass

Check out my li'l spooge cake! Isn't he so cute?

by Pseudonymous June 26, 2005

ass cake

a piece of shit that is round in shape

by 3stripeDude August 3, 2003