Noun. A Tabloid Beast is a celebrity nonce, often found plastered across the front pages of red top rags or newspapers after a run in with the team at Operation Yewtree
by PGTips Official February 21, 2023
Get the Tabloid Beastmug. A substitute for any noun. Can describe any noun. Can also be chaged to an adjective, so it becomes BEASTY. Used for extremes.
1. Yo man, you gonna turn that beast down (radio)
2. Thats a beasty amount on there (referring to weights)
2. Thats a beasty amount on there (referring to weights)
by MKanabar June 22, 2006
Get the Beastmug. Keenan: "Yesterday one of my friends tryed to nut tap me but he only hit my penis."
Anonymous Douchebag: "You mean he only he your South Beast?"
Keenan: "So I got her back to my place, got her clothes off, I hit her with my North Beast for a little while, then I hit her with the South Beast."
Anonymous Douchebag: "You mean he only he your South Beast?"
Keenan: "So I got her back to my place, got her clothes off, I hit her with my North Beast for a little while, then I hit her with the South Beast."
by Beat Slice Fresh February 12, 2009
Get the South Beastmug. he goes by many names, gus, penjamin, chief rizz, and most importantly the berkeley beast.
as the name suggests, he has perfected the art of rizzing berkeley baddies. his pronoun game has been called the miracle on ice, the rumble in the jungle, and andre 3000 if he did not leave the biz.
no one is safe near the berkeley beast. if you are with your girl keep an eye out for the berkeley beast. signs that he is nearby are strong zaza scent and women falling on the ground. if you observe these signs, put a blindfold on your girlfriend and spin her at least 10 times, that way she will be disoriented and confused, improving your odds of fleeing the scene without emotional damage.
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR GIRL UNATTENDED WHEN THE BERKELEY BEAST IS IN THE VICINITY.
as the name suggests, he has perfected the art of rizzing berkeley baddies. his pronoun game has been called the miracle on ice, the rumble in the jungle, and andre 3000 if he did not leave the biz.
no one is safe near the berkeley beast. if you are with your girl keep an eye out for the berkeley beast. signs that he is nearby are strong zaza scent and women falling on the ground. if you observe these signs, put a blindfold on your girlfriend and spin her at least 10 times, that way she will be disoriented and confused, improving your odds of fleeing the scene without emotional damage.
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR GIRL UNATTENDED WHEN THE BERKELEY BEAST IS IN THE VICINITY.
friend: was that your girl i saw near the bathroom?
guy: yeah, she left a minute ago.
friend: are you crazy?! don't you know the berkeley beast is in the house??
guy: the berkeley who...
friend: it's too late now, we should leave.
guy: yeah, she left a minute ago.
friend: are you crazy?! don't you know the berkeley beast is in the house??
guy: the berkeley who...
friend: it's too late now, we should leave.
by Deputy Rizzmas Director November 21, 2023
Get the the berkeley beastmug. by Muffin muncher47 January 27, 2020
Get the Beastmug. 
by CalfSlaffer March 30, 2024
Get the Yeast the Beastmug.