pipe wet dream

A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur.

Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Katie Price doing sex all night long.

by nigerplease July 25, 2008

pipe janitor

a person that is a pipe janitor is just plumber

hey its me the pipe janitor boss

by tord the tord the tord the tor February 07, 2022

pipe tree

another word for a hemp tree

Guy 1: "Dude, he has a pipe tree in him backyard."

Guy 2: "Let's smoke it."

by ilikebananasinmymouth69 June 25, 2010

Laying pipe

To lay pipe is to absolutely rail a man.

Laying pipe is to rail a man
E.g. Jamie - "I just laid pipe in Zong, he got it pretty rough"
Zong (overhears Jamie's words) - "yeah I did"

by Harrydon May 30, 2023

Laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey

Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.

Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.

Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.

by Omencaptains June 13, 2024

Bean pipe

Being an annoying up your ass Mexican , usually virgin , lives in moms basement

You are such a bean pipe!

by CaleeebtheCat February 11, 2021

Cleaned Out the Pipes

That First big gutteral fart after taking a poop, meaning you didn't leave anything left in your bowels for the day.

AGHHHHHHH!!! Damn I just cleaned out the pipes after that loud fart! feel 10 lbs lighter!

by April 15, 2022