A humorous phrase used when a person, who is caught off guard, completely and immediately ends a violent situation by being violent first/faster/more efficiently. (usually a punch thrown resulting in a knockout, or a gun fired fatally at an opponent)
The action taken would be referred to as being the 'one in the pipe' and the person who performed said action would be in posession of it.
Similar to saying "I was ready" even though there was no way anyone could have seen something coming.
The action taken would be referred to as being the 'one in the pipe' and the person who performed said action would be in posession of it.
Similar to saying "I was ready" even though there was no way anyone could have seen something coming.
When the man talking to Darius' girlfriend tried to throw a punch at him, Darius acted quickly by throwing an even faster punch, knocking the assailant out cold.
"He didn't know I had one in the pipe." -Darius
"He didn't know I had one in the pipe." -Darius
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Get the goo piping mug.Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.
Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?
Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge
Tyrant: What is that??
Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.
Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge
Tyrant: What is that??
Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.
Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
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Get the Parallel Piped mug.v. Slang for sexual intercourse : fucking. Often referring to hardcore, rough, or kinky sex. Also informally referred to as "Hard Pipin'."
After spending the entire night hard piping, the two lovebirds were barely able to walk the next morning. / He's all about that hard pipin' when it comes to his weekends.
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Get the Hard Piping mug.Have you ever played team fortress 2 with Sani, he’s good with pipe grenades, one could say he’s pipe Jesus
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Get the pipe Jesus mug.When you are receiving oral from someone with a dry mouth while they’re puking on your dick at the same time
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“What the fuck is wrong with you”
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