An unintelligent person who proverbially "munches rocks". Often a political science major. A rock muncher may try to disguise their rock munching by doing non-rock munching things, such as double majoring - however, do not let this fool you, they ARE a rock muncher.
person a: "Did you know that Josh is a political science major? I didn't realize he was a rock muncher."
person b: "I know, and he tries to hide it by double majoring in computer science..."
person b: "I know, and he tries to hide it by double majoring in computer science..."
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Get the pie as a rock mug.A sub-genre of rock in which the and music lyrics are about sleeping with another man’s girl while he is none the wiser.
Notable mentions include songs like Jessie’s Girl and Scotty Doesn’t Know.
Notable mentions include songs like Jessie’s Girl and Scotty Doesn’t Know.
Scotty had no idea he’s dancing to cuck rock and was even singing along to the lyrics:
Scotty doesn’t know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she’s in church but she doesn’t go.
Still, she’s on her knees and Scotty doesn’t know.
Scotty doesn’t know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she’s in church but she doesn’t go.
Still, she’s on her knees and Scotty doesn’t know.
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Clint: Damn straight. Now pass me the chewing tobacco
Clint: Damn straight. Now pass me the chewing tobacco
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