Jordan

Amazing husband with a unique personality that has such a perfect life ahead of him with his wife that he is not going to throw away because he promised he would stay

“Jordan is amazinggg”

by Ihopethisnameisnotused November 30, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is the most backstabbing, horrible, man to ever exist. He comes to you life and destroys it for you. any letter that starts with a j destroys your life. He completely love bombs you, and expects everything to be okay. He blames you for the relationship, and how it didn’t workout. Jordan is the biggest dick head ever.

??: Hey, are you with jordan?
me: no. he left me
??: he left you because its your fault that you guys ended up like this.
me: smd

by suckmyballsackyouni November 20, 2023

Jordan

A homosexual in denial.

me: damn they're cute
Jordan: yeah they are :)

by notaheterosexual March 10, 2022

Jordan-clunie

Someone that is a huge spazy bairn

Your like Jordan-clunie

by MrNoDad February 10, 2021

Jordan

Somebody who gets in your head for absolutely no reason at all. Isn’t super good at communicating. Of course he’s quite flirty, but it’s difficult to know what Jordan truly wants and feels.

Oh hi Jordan

by Exactly who you think this is. October 17, 2023

Jordan

A Jordan may seem like a loving and charming young man...but hes not. Hell real you in qith his dark brown eyes, but dont fall for them. He seems sweet and nice right...but those lips arent..ugh dont kiss those. But dont let a Jordan trick you.

A Jordan is just someone who is for fun and games.

by ._therealone_. July 5, 2018

Jordan stokes

Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton

Can you hear that fapping? Must be Jordan stokes dad

by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019