Ethan

a CUNT who is my best friend in the whole wide world. he's so hot and special and cool and every day, I am honoured to know this dumbass bitch

me: hey Ethan you're super duper cool and I love you, bro!
Ethan: shut the fuck up ilyt

by sillyboy14 February 12, 2024

ethan sheppard

a big ole flamer

hey you see that weird looking thing over there? Ya thats just ethan sheppard, that flamer

by dick cheese sandwich June 12, 2017

Ethan

Short, Kind, Nerdy, Smart, And frerindly. Ethan makes friends very easily.

Ethan is my best friend.
I am Ethan.
Have u seen Ethan today.

by WillTheWise6853 June 2, 2020

Ethan Flack

A guy who normally acts as if he is a hardcore stoner, and makes everyone aware he is so cool and interupts everyone so they hear his side of the story.

Guy: “interrupts reader”
Reader: “Hey man, chill you seem like an Ethan Flack right now”
Guy: “Sorry bro, I’m so fried right now”

by TheTurner47 May 5, 2019

Ethan

A beam of light that my German Pointer likes to chase around the house. Usually just the sun reflecting off of a phone screen.

Sorry Marjie, but it's raining today, Ethan can't come out.

by cranberryfield July 3, 2023

Ethan mies

A true shrigma male. Will go to Taco Bell and actually order (crazy). They will then give him 311 sauce packets.

“I can’t believe that ethan mies actually went to Taco Bell.”

by Chase-2200 July 3, 2021

Ethan

is a dick head and lies about angie

also small pp

OH look at lil pp Ethan

by youngdaggerdik March 5, 2019