Someone who exceeds every definition of douchebag that their own douchie-ness has propelled them into outer space via a rocket engine.
Tommy shows up at every wedding reception just to get free food and drink. Even when he's not invited. What a DOUCHE ROCKET.
by Cabbage Fartz August 3, 2009
Get the Douche Rocketmug. by piss off May 4, 2005
Get the regal douchemug. by -Kyle- Bulthuis January 28, 2007
Get the douche shitmug. A cross between a complete douche and somebody stupid, proven more effect at winning an argument than two camels in a tiny car.
by paigiesaurpandemic September 10, 2010
Get the Douche Knucklemug. by Joe mama foo February 7, 2009
Get the Douchemug. 1. A feminine hygiene product used to clean out the vaginal region after sex, as to keep it from smelling after a while. 2. The word that Lauren Barnes doesn't know the meaning to.
Example 1:
Me: "Hey Lauren Barnes, what's a douche?"
Lauren Barnes: "Oh, rreeeaallll funny Jake *Makes look like she just choked on my cock*"
Example 2:
"You smell like shit."
"Sorry I haven't douched in a while..."
Me: "Hey Lauren Barnes, what's a douche?"
Lauren Barnes: "Oh, rreeeaallll funny Jake *Makes look like she just choked on my cock*"
Example 2:
"You smell like shit."
"Sorry I haven't douched in a while..."
by Anti-Lauren Barnes July 21, 2008
Get the douchemug. 1. Someone who thinks his taste in food is real good when actually it isn't.
2. Someone whose taste in food only follows what overating crowds say or what the price says.
2. Someone whose taste in food only follows what overating crowds say or what the price says.
Ken Wey is such a food douche, he thinks Tony Romas is good just because the food there is pricey and overrated by the crowd.
by Jealousyks August 27, 2009
Get the food douchemug.