Walnut cracker

A butt that it so thought that can stack a walnut between it cheeks when it flexed.

Check out that walnut cracker says Timo as he longingly gazes across that gym at Sandy’s tight ass.

by The dirty digglet November 4, 2023

Pipe Cracker

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

Cracker

The slur cracker comes from the 1800’s when American slave owners would whip their slaves. The sound of the whip made a cracking sound, and because of their low intelligence at the time of the majority, they referred to their master’s behind their backs as cracker

‘Master just cracked me on the back’

‘No. Cracker just cracked you on the back.’

by Translate ‘balls bag’ french February 21, 2022

caramel cracker

A mix between Mexican and white.

Person: If I were to be racist to you, what could I call you?
Me: A Caramel Cracker!

by N8theH8 August 15, 2024

Captain Cracker

When a White guy takes to much pride in the simple fact that he is a White person

Person 1: "Oh boy! im sure proud i was born a White guy!!!!"
Person 2: "Shut up Captain Cracker."

by lil Buddha September 6, 2013

bun cracker

A very idiotic person normally charactorized as a dumbass or retard. Not smart or bright. They tend to make a butt load of mistakes all the freaking time. Or they don't do want you want.

John- Dude, hand me that soda.
Kyle- No i'm too lazy.
John- You f**king bun cracker.

by imfreakingattractive July 26, 2011

Peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts

Most white people are crazy and most crazy people are white.

I was visiting my aunt at the insane asylum and noticed peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts.

by Shaggyisreal April 10, 2025