by BrowneyePinkstink December 19, 2015
Get the nerd nipplesmug. 
Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.
This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
by Faerduron October 16, 2012
Get the Facebook Nerdmug. The A-pex Nerd
n.
The Apex Nerd is the deity of the Nerds. He reigns over all that follow him and has an extremely large influence in the dark corners and parental homes of kids over age thirty and fourty in the world. The Apex Nerd only comes to one in visions and dreams, yet those not worth ("the Outworlders," or simply not nerds) statis cannot see him.
n.
The Apex Nerd is the deity of the Nerds. He reigns over all that follow him and has an extremely large influence in the dark corners and parental homes of kids over age thirty and fourty in the world. The Apex Nerd only comes to one in visions and dreams, yet those not worth ("the Outworlders," or simply not nerds) statis cannot see him.
Head for the hills! It's the Apex Nerd!
Praise the Nerd, the Nerd of all the Nerds, the One, the Apex Nerds. I hail to you, Nerd of Eternal Light! *cries*
Praise the Nerd, the Nerd of all the Nerds, the One, the Apex Nerds. I hail to you, Nerd of Eternal Light! *cries*
by Ashur June 11, 2006
Get the The Apex Nerdmug. 
a persome who would rather play nintendo wii than go outside.
a person who is excited about a new wii game coing out.
a person uasully female, who get the wii fit instead of going to a gym
a person who is excited about a new wii game coing out.
a person uasully female, who get the wii fit instead of going to a gym
hey man wanna go play soccer
no im just gonna stay in the house and try to beat the new marion bros.
dude you are such a wii nerd
no im just gonna stay in the house and try to beat the new marion bros.
dude you are such a wii nerd
by Pattilac croy March 29, 2010
Get the wii nerdmug. Someone who loves dicks and is infatuated with every fact about them and can’t stop thinking about them.
by Butcherboy USA October 29, 2021
Get the meat nerdmug.