L. John

Mostly referred to as "L. John".
Stern, smart,educated, humorous and sarcastic.

Most are lawyers or successful business men.
Despite amazing success and wealth they heave a propensity to get pooped on randomly by birds flying above them...small mishaps are a guarantee!
Very misunderstood by significant others even though they always mean well.

Good fathers and providers for family
Fond of coin collecting.
Most love gambling.
Unique and eccentric and very COOL, period!

Did you see that lawyer on CNN who won that court case? He was pretty smart, but defiantly no L .John

That guy at the blackjack table is so L. John. Clever & usually wins!

If I needed someone to scare boys away from my teenage daughter, I would put on my L. John face! It scared me man. Back in the day....

by Kirty412 April 28, 2014

The L-I-Q

a liquor store, a place to buy alcohol

"Im getting beer at the L-I-Q"

by Saraveza408 December 6, 2013

Samuel L Jackson

That actor who's face you are sick of looking at because you associate tv with him now. Although he is a badass actor

Person#1: "you dont know who Samuel L Jackson is"!?
Person#2: "no"
Person#1:"HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIE EVER"!?!!!!
Person#2: "yeah wtf is he?"
Person#1: "HES THE BLACK GUY"

by Let me suck you're cock! June 22, 2015

l;bwi

long, but worth it. Counteracts the dreaded tl;dr.

I encouraged people to read my article by prefacing it with l;bwi.

by editrix October 1, 2015

L?^

Texting language for, "Let's hook up."

Person one: L?^
Person two: Okay.

by Vasyl Bereza September 30, 2016

L-Anal

When someone tries to make up a word and tries to convince you it's real

She tried L-Anal

by wmako33 October 7, 2016

L-Anal

When some girl tries to convince you some non existent word actually exists when it doesn't and youre forced to give it a definition because no matter how hard you google l-anal you get anal

She trying L-Anal

by wmako33 October 7, 2016