Joe Premo

A simple peasant born amongst the heathens of Alminiria, during the Great Famine of 1226. He led the rebellion against the oppressive Pig Lords of the Alminiria. Upon seizing the throne for himself it was known across the land that Joe Premo was indeed the biggest, most badass, swinging dick of them all.

Man, that guy is just crushing it right now, what a Joe Premo.

by SimpleRick241c March 1, 2019

Full Joe

When one obsesses over something to the point of inadvertently harassing people and employees with questions about said subject with either phone calls or presence at a place of business.

That guy is here asking that guy questions again? He’s really going Full Joe

by Frtboi November 29, 2022

Joe Ray

Joe Ray is one of the boys. Unfortunately, you will often find him simping the chicks instead of hanging out with the boys. But when he is he is full-fledged spooning the boys. Overall pretty good bloke but wish he would stop simpin the dishwashers n come hang with the homies instead

Oh yo look who it is. It's my man Joe Ray let's see what he's doing. Oh wait nevermind he's simpin the chicks again.

by UrbanDictionaryOfficial.aus October 18, 2020

joe costello

A pedo person. Can suprisingly get a lot of girls but is too creepy that they break up with him. Can sometimes be a good guy though.

Omg. Ur such a Joe Costello

by Carrierbaggg September 18, 2018

working joe

The synthetics from the horror game alien: isolation. They are called the working joe and become very hostile once they see you breaking any rules. They follow apollo which is an AI who makes decisions based on its owners which are seegson in the first part of the game but later gets bought by the weyland yutani corporation.

Seegson: you always know a working joe!

Amanda Ripley: whats going on with the working joe's?
Marshal Waits: I don't know.

by Theworkingjoe May 24, 2022

joe zeed

The act of choking or gaging when talking, usually caused by shitting oneself.

Carl was right in the middle of his story when he joe zeed. The sad part was that the boss walked in right after. I'm still sore from laughing sooo hard.

by Smart gluestick January 5, 2018

joe and alondra

ahhhh... sex on the beach. joe and alondra can be found loving and fucking eachother through snapchats. joe will often buy her chicken nuggets. and alondra will always want to sleep or hang up. the phone sex is immaculate between these two.

joe and alondra got caught having phone sex in school

by fo_lif3 March 25, 2022