I don't give a fuck

A rude way to say "I couldn't care less".

Student to tha teacha: "I don't give a fuck 'bout what ya sayin', I don't give a fuck 'bout what ya doin', and I couldn't care less of you."

by KD Squib September 19, 2005

i'll fuck anything that moves

An expression used to rally the troops, create an energy, let people know you're up for anything; to establish an air of exitement and unpredictibility, and get all the fuckers motivated out of the house.

Before taking their neighbor for a joy ride, Frank said: "All right. Let's hit the fuckin' road. . . Let's go. . . . Now it's dark. . .
Let's fuck. . . I'll fuck anything that moves."

by muffler November 10, 2006

come fuck me pumps

high heeled, ankle strapped woman's shoes circa 1940s causing one to walk in a pronounced, seductive, strutting motion, made popular by actress Joan Crawford

Listen, Mary, just because you're wearing those Joan Crawford Come Fuck Me Pumps, you still ain't no movie star!

by Frankie & Johnny April 8, 2005

MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

FUCKING SHIT fucking shit fucking shit fucking shit

mother fucking piece of shit.

by VbPeppermint December 28, 2007

suck it 'til you fuck it

similar to fake it 'til you make it; the art of brown nosing, ass kissing, cozying up to and plain out and out sycophanting some one or some group until you score that desired prize, achieve that goal, realize that golden dream.

I so badly wanted to attend Harvard University that I got the Ivy League Directory, looked up Harvard grads living in my area, called several of them up, sweet talked my way into the life of the one most easily flattered by my egregious flattery, wined and dined him, ran all sorts of errands, and became, in effect, his kept boy. Upon his connections and letter of recommendation, I gained admission - whereupon I dropped his ass and never saw him again. Suck it 'til you fuck it !

by Virgin Suicides August 14, 2017

You Done Fucked Up

To mess up extremely past the point of no return.

Man: *doing his woman* Oh! Mary!
Woman: MARY!? WHO'S MARY!
Man: Shit.....
Woman: Oh You done fucked up now!!

by EonLover380 January 2, 2015

and then I fucked your cousin

1.A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Often, it is used at the end of a boring story to make it seem more interesting and worthwhile. Alternate versions of this phrase include "and then I found five dollars" and "and then I kicked a hobo", however, this phrase emphasizes how we are all really "cousins" in a universal context, suggesting that it is ok to fuck your cousin.

2. Often used as a true statement.

Max: Everything was great! We were all getting drunk, having a good time... and then I fucked your cousin...
Pedro:Well, at least your sister is now up for grabs...

by The Gerb May 18, 2010