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go fuck yourself doctrine

The go fuck yourself doctrine states that anyone and everyone, WITH NO EXCEPTIONS WHATSOEVER, can go fuck themselves.
For example, the go fuck yourself doctrine states:

Oprah can go fuck herself.

Mother Theresa can go fuck herself.

Ghandi can go fuck himself.

50cent can go fuck himself.

Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill and Nelson Mandela and the Pope and Ayatollah Khameni can all go fuck themselves.

You can go fuck yourself.

I can go fuck myself.

God can go fuck itself.
by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007
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fuck the discord owner day

On this day you can give head to the discord owner.
by discord owner January 7, 2021
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I don't give a fuck

Student to tha teacha: "I don't give a fuck 'bout what ya sayin', I don't give a fuck 'bout what ya doin', and I couldn't care less of you."
by KD Squib September 19, 2005
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i'll fuck anything that moves

An expression used to rally the troops, create an energy, let people know you're up for anything; to establish an air of exitement and unpredictibility, and get all the fuckers motivated out of the house.
Before taking their neighbor for a joy ride, Frank said: "All right. Let's hit the fuckin' road. . . Let's go. . . . Now it's dark. . .
Let's fuck. . . I'll fuck anything that moves."
by muffler November 10, 2006
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come fuck me pumps

high heeled, ankle strapped woman's shoes circa 1940s causing one to walk in a pronounced, seductive, strutting motion, made popular by actress Joan Crawford
Listen, Mary, just because you're wearing those Joan Crawford Come Fuck Me Pumps, you still ain't no movie star!
by Frankie & Johnny April 8, 2005
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suck it 'til you fuck it

similar to fake it 'til you make it; the art of brown nosing, ass kissing, cozying up to and plain out and out sycophanting some one or some group until you score that desired prize, achieve that goal, realize that golden dream.
I so badly wanted to attend Harvard University that I got the Ivy League Directory, looked up Harvard grads living in my area, called several of them up, sweet talked my way into the life of the one most easily flattered by my egregious flattery, wined and dined him, ran all sorts of errands, and became, in effect, his kept boy. Upon his connections and letter of recommendation, I gained admission - whereupon I dropped his ass and never saw him again. Suck it 'til you fuck it !
by Virgin Suicides August 14, 2017
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