Talking shit

When someone is talking bad to you

Areyon is a bitch ass boi that sucks dick for Kendrick Lamar albums I’m always talking shit about him

by Blueface baby February 19, 2019

Effi-shit

Eating food or drinking beverages whilst taking a shit on the shitter.

Person 1: "James, why the fuck are you eating on the toilet?"
Person 2: "Good question brother. Why would you eat and shit in different places? I'm just being effi-shit."

by CollinItUp September 1, 2018

THAT SHIT WAS A LIE

This happens when something is blatantly and mischievously erroneous to the point of irritation.

Unfathomable error.

An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.

My girl told me she loved me, that shit was a lie.

by crackkillah September 2, 2018

Shit Bag Warhead

The act of promoting a soldier who has made such grand mistakes that using said soldier for anything else besides finding other soldiers capable of grand mistakes would be in breach of true justice.

The warhead serves as a prerequisite of a fully armed Shit Bag Nuke which is operational but yet to be fully unveiled.
(if you ask I can give an example of a real life shit bag warhead)

The political machine in America has become a bit obvious in it's bullshit, they must have had a shit bag warhead laying around to get everyone marching.

by Ragnar Funnies September 9, 2018

Shit not me

When you do something incredibly IGNANT and get caught and all you can say is "Shit not me"

"who robbed the liquor store" "Shit not me"

by lil jimmy vert September 12, 2018

Fuck Shit

An insult used by very educated fellows offtenly used on the internet by a large number of audiences; the trolls; 12 year olds that need to be laid badly; people that think there funny but not and that’s it. And can also be used to be insulting inanimate objects such as: Video Games; A TV that you need to work but just doesn’t so you scream at it instead; a very bad cake (example: This cake is so fucking bad it can go fuck shit). And that’s all I can think of.
¡! WARNING ¡! This sentence may only be used in VERY EXTREME SITUATIONS. Like for example when the internet is down
V Examples V

Guy 1: why won’t this fucking TV work!? It’s horrible
Guy 2: what kind of horrible?
Guy 1: likes it can fuck shit horrible
Guy 2: wow thats a very shit TV then if it can fuck shit!

by you searched up sex on ub once September 16, 2018

shit.

when shit is not good enough to be said so you add a fucking dot to it

SHIT.

by idontknowstopit September 16, 2018