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sammy’s bf

me:omg look at this shit, random person: isn’t that sammy’s bf? me:yeah same thing

by sammy’s gf 😏 October 7, 2021

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Wax Shit

When you take a shit and you have a clean wipe.

I took my first dump in my new house and I had a clean wipe! Friends reply, a Wax Shit! That's awesome, it means good luck!

by Uncletoad May 21, 2024

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People who attract the worst. In a call centre this would imply people who get the worst calls and yet resolve them. All of us have seen people like these at call centres, soon as they are back from a holiday, the calls start getting bad.

John was a shit magnet, his managers wanted him though.

by forgive1 December 20, 2021

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drown in shit

to drink oneself to death.

a life of downing that hard stuff will make you drown in shit, man. liver death.

by the demiurge January 19, 2017

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The shit

Frankie who works night shift.

Who updated the shift report?

Frankie

Ya she's the shit.

by Ayyray2zer01 February 9, 2021

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Shit-For-Brains

Used as an insult to a person, after doing something dumb.

Guy 1: YO, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, WHAT GODDAMN COLOR IS THIS?? HUH?? YOU FUCKING BLIND MOTHERFUCKER, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, COMING HERE AND SHITTING IN MY MAILBOX, PLAYING MY GODDAMN VIDEO GAMES?? YOU'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT COLORS, YOU DUMB FORESKIN.

Guy 2: STOP YELLING AT ME

by TheNerdCrusader May 28, 2022

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