Squirrel Appreciation Day

A holiday that happens every January 21st where people... appreciate... squirrels... lets be honest you forgot this exists didn't you? Or maybe you've never even heard of it.

Person 1: Its January 21st, its Squirrel Appreciation Day!
Person 2: Thats gotta be a thing you just made up

by eggmeme February 12, 2023

The Overlord Days

Those days when you wake up in the morning and feel like you control the universe.

The Overlord Days occurred to Joe last week, when he hit me with a stick and yelled for some more coffee.

by Monday Morning's Wrath November 7, 2013

hotel day

Slang for sex in a hotel. Commonly done on set dates.

My mistress wanted another hotel day so we decided to get hot and dirty in Marriot.

by biscuitsandgravy January 27, 2012

National booty Pic Day

Send a voluptuous booty pic to ur bf

Babe its national booty pic day

by Jarekobregon723 May 4, 2022

Appitamy Day

When you have to go back to work and it's your first day back from several weeks of vacation

"Kill me, it's appitamy day."

by Lane Jones January 1, 2019

Shitcunt day

The worst kind of day were everything goes bad

Today was a shitcunt day

by Weirdperson2007 September 23, 2016

attention day

Everyday girls should get a attention by their bf or crush

i love attention day because i need attention

by yo it’s patty October 13, 2019