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Sharpen up your buttons

If someone messes up at work then a manager may say you need to sharpen up your buttons
by Stacy's mum May 14, 2022
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Touch your Cousin Day

On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!
"Do you like touching your cousins? Not a lot. Tomorrow is National touch your cousin day!!!"
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your dick

wow bro, your dick is so small. I need a microscope to see that bitch
by breacher69 May 15, 2022
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your mom

someone that a very handsome man named Andy has sex with whenever your mom isn't home
Andy: I did your mom when she wasn't home last night
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Your mum

Greefy: he look at that big plane over there. I wonder whats the dimensions of it
Beefy: I am very sure thats around the size of that of your mum.
by deez_slimy May 15, 2022
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Cajones are bigger than your brain

You're brave. Very brave. Stupidly brave. Get smart please.
Boy, your cajones are bigger than your brain.
by echoAwoo May 16, 2022
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your mom

YOUR MOM IS A MILF AND I WAS SIX INCHES DEEP IN YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT UNLESS SHE IS DEAD THEN I WAS SIX INCHES DEEP IN HER GRAVE
your mom
by Im better then you May 16, 2022
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