by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
Get the shit eater bird mug.Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*
by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024
Get the think you the shit bitch you not even the fart mug.The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.
“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”
“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”
“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”
by Brock Kakashi June 7, 2022
Get the Going Shit-to-shower mug.When things turn out to be 100% GREAT and EXACTLY like what you wished for...
... when you least expected it and straight up out of the blue in bona fide feel-good happiness...
... these two words sums it up to a T.
... when you least expected it and straight up out of the blue in bona fide feel-good happiness...
... these two words sums it up to a T.
My homie bought a box of take-out egg rolls, but the chef said there were no more sweet chili sauce packets.
Homie: Yo, man... they ran out of my favorite sweet chili sauce. That's messed up.
Me: Dude, I got a bottle of that sweet chili sauce the other day. You know... the one with the big cat
jumping through the flaming hoop? Got a spare bottle of that and some Sriracha Sauce, too!
Homie: Oh, shit yeah! That'll work! THAT WILL WORK!
Homie: Yo, man... they ran out of my favorite sweet chili sauce. That's messed up.
Me: Dude, I got a bottle of that sweet chili sauce the other day. You know... the one with the big cat
jumping through the flaming hoop? Got a spare bottle of that and some Sriracha Sauce, too!
Homie: Oh, shit yeah! That'll work! THAT WILL WORK!
by Wa11ar00 February 9, 2025
Get the Shit yeah! mug.When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.
Youre just comparing shades of shit.
They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.
Youre just comparing shades of shit.
They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.
Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.
You're just comparing shades of shit.
Yeah but what about your bother John.
You're just comparing shades of shit.
by tepest January 2, 2024
Get the Comparing Shades of shit mug.@itzzlxdyyyy
by yun6d3liqu3n7 August 8, 2023
Get the Shit Talking mug.by Jacksoncage April 14, 2022
Get the Squealer Shit mug.