pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude August 12, 2016

flicking my chicken

Being surprised or excited, like "flipping my shit"

I just saw a man in a banana suit and I'm flicking my chicken!

by usapuppylove August 12, 2016

Flip My Jips

Flipping the fuck out.

Don't touch my ice cream or I'm gonna flip my jips

by D-bag12 August 9, 2016

Flip my Jips

Flipping the fuck out

Don't touch my ice cream or I'm gonna flip my jips

by D-bag12 August 9, 2016

stepping on my dick

Screwing up over and over.

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.

by Dude from 'dena August 4, 2016

my little tucker

Your small dick

"Hey Jimmie,what do you call your penis?" "My little tucker"

by Doily July 23, 2016

socked my cock

When your hoe puts a tube sock on your cock and starts jacking you off

Bro my hoe just socked my cock

by Cock of the sock July 20, 2016