Your mom is so fat

start of a roast battle

mommy suck my balls your mom is so fat

by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023

your mom

typically used in-jokes or roast

person 1 your mom

Person 2 no your mom

by oldslider 556 June 2, 2021

Beat Your Lake

Slang Irish term to have rough sex

When we hook up later I'm gonna beat your lake

by Gav & Mars August 18, 2022

hold your newt

Hold you penis...hold your horses

Aww come on hurry up! Hold your newt! I'm coming

by Sassy ma April 16, 2019

In your bag

To be in a state of swag or great confidence. Usually used when someone had done something remarkable or is wearing something luxurious.

“Peep my shoes! I’m in my bag for real!”

“You were in your bag out there on that court tonight my boy!”

by Alltheslang March 7, 2022

cut your safety

the act of taking/losing yours/someone's virginity

common term in the hockey locker room

Example: Connor and his girlfriend Megan are getting pretty serious and want to take things to the next level.

Connor: "Megan you're a rocket, absolute dime piece, let me cut your safety on Friday night I have a free spot"

Megan: "OMG babe, I have been thinking the same thing. Can I cut your safety?"

Connor: "Allie already cut my safety back in freshman year"

by hockeyconnor1 December 14, 2022

National Fuck Your Partner Day

July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.

Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"

by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 1, 2021