by therealjamesmurph May 10, 2020
Get the Schrittwieser (shit-wiser) mug.Lay a hard solid turd, usually a long and thick shot that can get stuck in the narrow passage of a toilet (and cause a serious overflow for your downstairs neighbor).
When I was told that I'd just shit a brick, I actually felt like I'd just shit a brick. (The latter uses the more accepted definition, associated with anxiety and stress.)
by ReverseHaloEffect May 12, 2020
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"Sally, I need to lose some weight fast. I'm gonna take a bunch of laxatives to lose my shit-weight"
by Ghostdik May 13, 2020
Get the Shit-Weight mug.by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
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