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Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that prime condition of fat burning metabolism shall not be disrupted by any outside influence!
Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?
by YAWA September 7, 2025
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Fo' Shizzle my nizzle

Of course my African American comrad.

A stupid, meaningless phrase that idiotic adolescents use to not offend an african american man to the point that they beat them up.

Stupid
African American Man: Can we go to the fair?
imbecil: Fo' Shizzle my nizzle
by Chesky March 30, 2015
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Pig ate my pizza

When an ugly girl gags when giving you oral
Bro she was on some pig ate my pizza type shit if you know what I’m sayin lmao
by I…am..that.guy October 9, 2021
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My flip

by Carrrlos June 3, 2022
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i typed this with my tongue

man your just weird like who does that??
do your parents not feed you so your trying to eat the germs on your keyboard?
get a life man.
"i typed this with my tongue"he said
that man just typed on his keyboard with his tongue i think his one of those special ed kid, she thought
by handle grabber January 26, 2021
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