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Grab Your Best Friends Ass Week

Any week of a month you and your best friends can grab each others ass when ever you all want. But only on grab your best friends ass week
bestie, it’s grab your best friends ass week
by lortimmydadon September 1, 2021
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Grab ass as hard as you can september

You have to grab as many girls ass as hard as you can in september.
you have to "Grab ass as hard as you can september"
by Mashallainhalla September 15, 2020
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The objectively correct and gigantically-intellectual political ideology/pill. Don't believe me? Put your finger in your ass.
"Snopes is bullshit, CNN is cringe, Fox is for psuedo-intellectuals. Take the Put-Your-Finger-In-Your-Ass-Pill. It'll change your reason for being. Don't believe me?"
by Yellow Pill Deity December 31, 2020
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Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor

The ultimate roast better than your mom gay, your dad lesbian and your granny tranny. It's worse in the context of someone saying no you.
Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor.
by Trashginger April 4, 2018
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Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ

A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.
Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ! I almost died!
by RebelJosh89 December 17, 2020
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Give your girlfriend an ass massage day

A sunny day where your girlfriend gets to treat herself to an ass massage by her one and only.
by Sezmstersem April 2, 2023
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Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe

What my friend says instead of well call me surprised. And Joe-Joe exotic
by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020
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