shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

Aw shit

Well, Goddamn it.

Hym "Aw... Well, aw shit... I forgot to say the thing. Alright, I was supposed to say 'I'm I going to think every breath you take without fucking me is going to call into question my genetic integrity?' But I forgot. Goddamnit! It's like the hook of the whole thing! It's like that part from The Joker where he's like 'What do you get when you cross..." it's the hook! I forgot the hook. Damn!"

by Hym Iam June 29, 2023

that shit will fuck you up

when something is so dangerous or strong it will mess you up if you try

Jim - Quit looking at the Fireball that shit will fuck you up.

by ö~ö June 18, 2024

eat shit

the act of shoving your shit in someone mouth.

you did you eat shit last night right .

no what the hell is wrong with you.

by anonymous March 11, 2022

Shit and sticks

Something that is sloppily made, looks shitty and equally in quality

Darn, this house is made out of shit and sticks

by dum bo August 16, 2022

Shit temple

A public place with the perfect toilet to take a shit in usually the disabled toilets

“I’ve got a turtle head popping out mate !”
“Oh dw there’s a shit temple down the hall”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Shit stain

Calling someone a shit stain for being an asshole

Man just look at shit stain Shayne over there.

by The atomic cornbread October 14, 2020